Stand Off With The Sherrif

Well, it was Wednesday & my week hasn't exactly been the best one ever. I had been out of town for 3 days at my grandfathers funeral & all I wanted to do is get home to Nykile. I was rushing home & finally made it to Nykile's school. Almost there and in my impatient state I decide to by pass the traffic that is holding me up from making a right turn. I stop, weigh my options & decide to go for it in the median. Now at this particular intersection it is a common pratice. And besides all that, I'm not that far from where the road widens for drivers to make a legal right turn. Well as I start to pass the 1st car, pass the 2nd car & coming up on the 3 car on my left side then all the sudden Mr 3rd car decides to do the same thing I'm doing. Now mind you he's in a closer position to make his move more legal than mine. Well as I'm slaming on my breaks, come close to hitting him in the back of his truck, I notice that it's the county sherrif. Great! My luck! So now I'm sitting in the median, inches away from Mr. Sherrif. I'm just waiting for him to jump out & arrest me for some illegal traffic vilolation. Well, I'm still waiting & he's not moving & neither am I. So what seems like FOREVER but I'm sure that it was only 45-50 seconds, I'm waving him to go on, I'll wait. Nothing! He just sits there. So, ok I guess he wants me to go. Taking my cue, I gun it. Well I'm not sure why I thought that it would be that easy, but at the same time I go he goes. Are you kidding me?!?!? Now we are parallal to each other. He's still taking up some of the lane he was leaving & I'm getting pissed because he's giving me a case of road rage in a major way! Not to mention the nice ticket I'm sure that I will be getting. Another very long minute or so we are still just sitting there. Finally he goes! Gezz was that really that hard?
So did I get a ticket..........NO! After all that I would have at least wanted something for my effort in my standoff with the sherrif. Ok, well maybe not.